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This has been a public service announcement on behalf of violinspeak. the thinking violinist Below is an example from the text generator when it was working. what then oh dear so it goes then what no worries ah nevertheless then oh dear what you know nevertheless you know you end up your is our is our think their thought eh no worries she'll be right but let's move on ah then um instead oops then help help so it goes let's move on eh well um eh however eh well eh ah oops notwithstanding eh well you know eh um with um she'll be right ah what however um oh dear then no worries and she'll be right help oh dear um and let's move on your smiling dead went talking their sniffing plague exploit coming her nice non future taste fucking what handy death had non thinking when professional shit went playing what handy poor has been still thinking them elite plague make ruling why peaceful nonspecies die of exploiting her trustworthy dead walk in destroying her elite endgame smell loving his popular dead is non thinking you nice nonspecies started sounding me born again politician thought crawling your stinking rich endgame went sucking my global disease speak thinking me well meaning violin hear playing their stinking rich politician know still thinking you born again shit lie plundering my elite shit speak plundering their peaceful capitalist come ruling them word spinning the unborn has been loving me global exile end up destroying her screw why is me screw when ? 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